Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not

1: Elise your not spaking English

by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.

1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?

by Mozzer December 25, 2022

you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

by Circ3 May 11, 2018

Bad At English

Benjamin Imison

I am Bad At English

by Benum June 11, 2018

Jay and Jacob in English

Down syndrome NEEEEEEE HOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

Jay and jacob in English can be Defined as

Miss: Jay and Jacob you cannot shit on the table
Jay and Jacob: NEEEEEEE HOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

by IsaacStoleMyWeed November 17, 2019

english mishman

An english mishman is when you are at a party of someone you dont like. you find a girl have anal sex and ejaculate inside her,then have her deficate in a pillow case for the party thrower to find in the morning.

dude i was at this guys house and we totally did the english mishman. it was awesome. i hate that guy.

by the budrick May 13, 2010