Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011

Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Give 'em the Wu

A sexual maneuver that involves showing the sign of the Wu-Tang Clan, with thumbs bound and facing upward and fingers held together, but also outward like bird's wings. You then proceed to use this hand gesture in said sexual action. Must start out in the doggy-style position proceed to yell "Give her the Wu!" as loud as possible and then take thumbs from the "Wu" hand gesture and insert forcefully into the female's anus. Place hands on said females ass cheeks and continue to remove and insert "the Wu" if necessary.

(During Sexual Intercourse)
1:"Ok bitch you ready for this?"

2:"Ready for what?"

1:"Give 'em the Wu!"

2:"What?! Don't you dare give me the Wu!"

by Jimbotron June 20, 2006

Line 'em up, and bring it back

The act of lining up a group of people, then slapping them down the line, before bringing your hand back down the line for another round of smacking.

When overwhelmed with stupid people, merely line 'em up, and bring it back.

by Miguel D October 2, 2005

break em in

break em in or breaking someone is either in the ass and breaking a virgin in. this is some ones first time . . . ever. preferable with Vaseline. . . aka see No Vaseline

i grabbed both cheeks and showed him no mercy. . .therefore i break em in

by Rico Suavez February 10, 2007

oh em gee

1 The scenester and retard way to say 'omg'.

2 Used when making fun of scenesters.

Scenester: Oh em gee, i'm getting some new Converse high tops.
Me: ..oh em gee, go cut yourself.

by pyr0z April 20, 2005

I try Toll em

to warn, or past tense of warn or warning

"She keep asking are you ok..and I try Toll em you was"
"I try Toll em"

by Big Homie of the YZ Gang May 14, 2006