The Edward

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

edward cullen

a teen that was turned to a vampire in 1918 by carslile because he had the spanish Influenza he sparkle like diamonds plays the piano is a vampire the hottest/sexiest man on earth in love with bella swan collects cars

edward cullen
vampire

by luv the cullens March 27, 2009

Edward Cullen

1. A vampire fron Stephanie Meyer's Twilight.

2. The most irresistable man/vampire alive.

3. Every women's fantasy.

4. Every man's worst nightmare.

I wish I could be Bella Swan, so that I could spent eternity with Edward Cullen.

by iLuhhEdward<3 May 26, 2009

Edward Cullen

One Of The Main Characters In Stephenie Meyers Book Twilight!!! He Is A Totally Loving Hot Kind Strong Amazing Boy/ Vampire And He Loves Bella Swan The Main Character Of the Book!!! He Has Raised The Standards Girls Have For Boyfriends All Over The World!!!!! He Sparkels In The Sun.... Could It Get Any Better?

Boy:Hey Wanna Go Out?
Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen?
Boy:Who?
Girl:The Vampire From Twilight!!!!
Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional!!!
Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle!!!!
Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month!!!!

by ILoveEdwardCullen March 14, 2009

Edward

A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.

Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.

by Mikey Valentine January 12, 2011

Edward Cullen

A sexy pedophile who everybody wants to fuck

I want to fuck the brains out of Edward Cullen

by Thishornyunicorn August 10, 2017

Edward

Edward is a name of a guy with a very small penis. This also reflects his choice in vehicles. A small s10 "4 cylinder" where a hot guy ( Austin ) would get a small s10 "v6" size does mater to women. And ladies anyone named edward has a - Jared size red rocket -

Omg. Is that Edward I heard he has a scrappy s10

by S10extendedcab September 30, 2017