This guy has a massive cock. I mean 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. This kid will fuck your mom, beat up your dad and kill your dog.
by Snakemanman November 1, 2020
Get the Bill Edwardsmug. 
Get the Edwardmug. Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!
Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay
by Thr Doctor August 15, 2017
Get the edward thatchmug. by JamesBond000000000000000000000 January 12, 2018
Get the austin edwardsmug. Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.
Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith
by Johnnyon the spot June 13, 2016
Get the Conner Edward Smithmug. by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023
Get the Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arrivingmug.