Douche'

The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.

Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'

by oneshallrise November 26, 2010

Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.

That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard

by giant in Korea May 9, 2011

douchebaggery

to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick

a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery

by loo hoo May 13, 2011

douche roar

The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.

Jim let out a piercing douche roar at the end of his 10th set of bicep curls.

by rimlover October 22, 2011

Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

Douche-silo

Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.

(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.

average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.

average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.

by the123the456 October 24, 2011