donkey bass

low frequency oriented music rooted in funk, often overly exciting and known to induce booty wiggling and krunkness inside the place; techniques used to produce this sound are often low frequency oscillations, created by analog or software based synthesizers, however Squarepusher has been known to render this sound with a bass guitar and effects

That dj was dropping the most retarded donkey bass I've ever heard.

by Andrew Luck September 7, 2006

Donkey Bollocks

Simple minded man with large genitals.

Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?

by J61 October 15, 2007

donkey kongin'

phenotic spelling (dong-kee kɔŋ-ing)

Verb

The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)

History:

Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.

a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.

John: Shit man where'd the keg go.

Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.

John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.

by Joe and Walsh (BU) January 3, 2010

dukey swirl

A narwhal with a large Jewish nose, that wags its tongue side to side in search of sand to sleep on. Marks its territory by spouting "eye-gunk" from its eyeball. Fights back predators or attacks prey with vinegar feet. Also likes to attack jojos (Only one in existence).

"Eww, ryan, your feet smell like a dukey swirl !!!! :( "

by brexjbear January 2, 2010

Donkey Run

running from a donkey that is intent on inserting his junk

Joe was on the donkey run

by bestlegsintown February 14, 2010

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010

Donkey Tornado

a sex move used by homosexuals which involves anal penetration while performing cartwheels

the donkey tornado is a complicated move and not for the novice

by Mirrorman June 4, 2015