doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013

Doctorous

When you say something to sound like a doctor.

That’s a very doctorous statement.

by hmswartz04 May 5, 2020

going to the doctors

a secretive term for smoking weed.

Hey dude i cant wait till we are going to the doctors after school its going to be sick!

by Sam631 April 15, 2009

The Kaber Doctrine

Hitting on any, and all, waitresses and/or waiters when out dining.

"Can I take your order?"
"I'm going to be a cardiologist, but you can have my heart.
"You've just practiced The Kaber Doctrine."

by apchemftw May 9, 2010

doctors charter school

A school mainly comprised of wiggers and nerds. They think they're ghetto but they actually go to an A school and live in The richest safest part of Miami. They're all stuck up rich kids, many front as if they're in gangs.

Marcello Florio goes to doctors charter school

by harper3847isssdd July 15, 2009

Doctory

a person who does things a doctor does, but like way better

Woww you sound so doctory (insert hear eyes)

by Mad Swami December 16, 2018

doctrinaire

adhering inflexibly to a practice or theory

Her doctrinaire attitude simply would not allow her to ask for help.

by Arrington2 January 18, 2009