The Kaber Doctrine

Hitting on any, and all, waitresses and/or waiters when out dining.

"Can I take your order?"
"I'm going to be a cardiologist, but you can have my heart.
"You've just practiced The Kaber Doctrine."

by apchemftw May 09, 2010

Turoffing

the act of bitching, complaining, or moaning about useless shit esp. while banging your fist on a flat surface

"Ugh. That marker smells so bad!"
"Stop Turoffing."

by apchemftw February 06, 2010