Turoffing

the act of bitching, complaining, or moaning about useless shit esp. while banging your fist on a flat surface

"Ugh. That marker smells so bad!"
"Stop Turoffing."

by apchemftw February 06, 2010

The Kaber Doctrine

Hitting on any, and all, waitresses and/or waiters when out dining.

"Can I take your order?"
"I'm going to be a cardiologist, but you can have my heart.
"You've just practiced The Kaber Doctrine."

by apchemftw May 09, 2010