Definitions by apchemftw

The Kaber Doctrine 

Hitting on any, and all, waitresses and/or waiters when out dining.

"Can I take your order?"
"I'm going to be a cardiologist, but you can have my heart.
"You've just practiced The Kaber Doctrine."

The Kaber Doctrine by apchemftw May 9, 2010

Turoffing 

the act of bitching, complaining, or moaning about useless shit esp. while banging your fist on a flat surface

"Ugh. That marker smells so bad!"
"Stop Turoffing."

Turoffing by apchemftw February 6, 2010