cunterlingus

The act of orally pleasing a woman who happens to be a fucking cunt.

Yeah dude, I hate her guts but it's nothing a little cunterlingus won't fix.

by Fordmeiser May 18, 2016

Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.

The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.

by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017

Cottered

The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.

Christopher got Cottered by Liam at lunch today.

by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017

Clutter Buster

When you bust a noot inside of cake mix, making the cake taste like your semen.

Jerry: Hey Bob, did you perhaps Clutter Buster inside this cake?
Bob: I Sure Did Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks For Letting Me Know Bob!

by BussyMelon102 May 12, 2018

cunterfable

the feeling of comfort a woman has after shaving her cunt

Kisha would feel more cunterfable if she didn't have such a hairy cunt.

by jimbigdickjones May 15, 2018

Clutterfuck

A cluster fuck of clutter

The storage building is a clutterfuck.

by Snooper Trooper May 19, 2018

Cluttery

Household essentials such as crockery and cutlery are augmented with useless inanimate objects we distribute evenly around the house called cluttery, the primary purpose of which is that that of disproportionately attracting dust!

Simeon: Visitors here in 10 mins! Should I add or remove cluttery from the table?

Maria: Whatever!!

by Simple Simeon May 27, 2018