crumpeting

driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people

Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

crumpt up

I messed up

I crumpt up

by Carlbot9 April 14, 2022

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

Crumpet sucker

A derogatory term used to describe the British, as they love their crumpets.

American: "Ah, here comes the crumpet sucker!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

crumpsie

Used to describe someone that looks cute when they are in a grump / bad mood

"Nadia is in a mood again this morning"
"yeah, she is sooo crumpsie though!"

by crumpsie June 13, 2022

Crummin

Crummin' is when a dog is looking for crumbs or bits of food that gets dropped on the floor.

The dog was crummin' around the kitchen as I cooked dinner.

The dog was too busy crummin' at the BBQ to want to play

by Dejiah voooo July 24, 2022

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022