Covid-♾

When the population size of the coronaviruses in the solar galaxy or universe is assumed to be equivalent to the size of the infinite set of natural numbers, although some alt-right mathematicians suspect it could be closer to the larger set of real numbers.

While virologists and politicians are preoccupied with the number of corona infections and deaths worldwide, mathematicians and philosophers are engrossed with Covid-♾ rather than Covid-19.

by Covido November 24, 2020

Covid Dutch Oven

Covid Dutch Oven

Covid Dutch Oven

by Taenun January 18, 2022

Covid-🇭🇰

When Hong Kong is politically being taken advantage of by China during the pandemic crisis, as the Chinese Communists passed a “security law” to weaken its Western-style political system following months-long pro-democracy protests that had plagued the city.

With the recent arrest of pro-democracy lawmakers in the midst of the Covid-🇭🇰 crisis, Hong Kong’s “One Country, Two Systems” governance model suffered a political stroke before deteriorating into a coma.

by Covido April 10, 2021

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

COVID-19

A virus primarily tasked with giving the Earth a breath of clean air for a couple of months.

News Reporter : For the first time since centuries ago, the skies of Earth are clean all thanks to COVID-19.

by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020

Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

Covid-🇸🇬

When the citizens of an island-state are more afraid of being fined, sued, jailed, or caned for airing their politically incorrect views about the authorities and the judiciary than the dangers posed by the coronavirus—in Singapore, the fear factor of libel and imprisonment is greater than the plague parameter of infection and death.

For foreigners in developing countries who admire the clean and green “fine” city, with its low crime and corruption, they can’t quite figure out why citizens and residents perceive Covid-🇸🇬 to be more dangerous than Covid-19.

by Covido November 22, 2020