crotch rage

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

by unicornkillertoyota April 14, 2014

crotch loogie

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

Fire crotch

Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.

Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?

Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?

Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..

by themasterginge June 21, 2023

crotch waggle

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.

Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.

by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013

featureless crotch

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

by Victorio115 January 20, 2020

crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.

"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"

by croch-rot May 15, 2003

Crotch Bubbles

The act of blowing bubbles at someone's crotch and making it sound like the got an STD.

I just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!

by just mee August 6, 2008