crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

by Ener January 20, 2007

crotch-first

When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.

I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.

by rollaricedan December 6, 2013

fire crotch

name of a person with red vag hair

jessie is such a fire crotch

by luckycharms855 September 5, 2009

crotch rocket

sport bike . . . period . . all is explained above

crotch rockets own the street . . they are too fast to be compared to cars . . conversation over .. . and I love cars too , but I lose to motorcycles allot . ..

by TurboCorvette April 4, 2003

Crotch Pasta

The crap ass pasta usually served by a cafeteria at ones school, university, or workplace.

Bill: Hey man what do you got for lunch?!
Jim: STFU Bill all they had was this crotch pasta.

by Encreed March 12, 2011

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

crotch rot

The filmy, dark and smelly substance that accrues within the general area of one's genitalia; especially after a long, hot day that included heavy walking.

My fellow passengers on the elevator looked at me with disgust and crinkled their noses--my darn crotch rot was acting up again.

by Shmendor March 26, 2011