Tony on Craftfall

When someone gets salty (or mad) over a video game and leave that current Discord server

Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!

by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020

5 min crafts

bullshit life hacks that do nothing

5 min crafts suck

by dev176235596 February 24, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

A sexy Croatian

DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO

"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

Arts and crafts

Put googly eyes on any hole in the body(ass,pussy,bellybutton,ears,etc) and fuck it pretending its head

I got excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to do it arts and crafts style

by Ivan(likes it arts and crafts) February 28, 2024