Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

by Fastax666 June 4, 2009

colon crusader

Men who love to have anal sex; a homosexual.

Those two guys are a bunch of colon crusaders.

by Dig That June 12, 2010

colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

colonel gaddafi

Colonel Gaddafi = Cafe

Oh John its gone 10 o clock hurry up im hank marvin lets get down the Colonel Gaddafi. West London Rhyming Slang you Slags.

by Crowhawk December 4, 2015

colonology

to talk about a subject without any knowledge or understanding of it. pulling an answer out your ass.

He's using colonology always talking about it, not knowing anything about it.

by boswick May 23, 2016

colonel lovelock

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

colonial high school

broke ass school with a lot of fights and cops by the gates that treat the students like prisoners

“colonial high school is one of the worst schools in orlando”

by philophobe March 9, 2019