Cofap

The act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.

Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................

by carltonswagggg October 30, 2013

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coffdart

Shorthand for saying "coffee and cigarettes" (as "dart" is a term commonly used to describe cigarettes in Australia).

"Hey, lets go for a coffdart. I'm totally ceebzed with work". Alternatively: "Feel like a coffdart?"

by Obiter December 5, 2013

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Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.

Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.

by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014

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Coffee

The only reason I am awake right now

(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"

by The Real Tomato Sauce Kidguy October 4, 2014

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