Cooper

A fat fucking faggot. Who has no fucking life. Everybody hates Cooper. He is super bad at being a friend.

Person 1: Look at Cooper
Person 2: Yeah he's a fat fucking faggot.

by ToughBoi999 June 4, 2019

Chopper

Slang expletive.
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.

Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"

"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"

(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)

by Scott Kerr April 17, 2006

Dick Chopper

A petite or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your dick off with her vagina.

While looking at a petite/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, "That chick is a dick chopper"

by El Arabe December 17, 2010

Cooper

Surplus, hidden or additional quantities of something, especially if secretly concealed until a key moment for advantageous gain or cheating

Origin: random hyper-localised sayings, Rothwell, Leeds 1990s.

Person A: Yay!, I’ve won this game of Monopoly.
Person B: Ahh, no, because I have this COOPER MONEY!

or

I thought we'd run out of crisps, but I found all these cooper crisps in the other cupboard.

by Astronaut74 August 14, 2011

Chopper Jenkins

To boldly go where no man with a fully functioning brain cell will dare to travel.

Tibby pulled a chopper jenkins and ran from the nudist beach straight into the briar patch to save his favorite hat from blowing away.

by Chavr July 16, 2008

Coopered

When a male producer chooses the easier of the female production assitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience

I asked him if he needed a PA and he chose her over me, I was totally coopered

by J--K May 27, 2006

Cooper

A snake who ghosts you

He's such a Cooper

by TheSnakeHunter August 5, 2017