Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

Chili Heart

Being passionate but also having a spicy personality.

Dude 1: Aye you dating her?
Dude 2: Yeah why?
Dude 1: Damn you lucky my dude she has a chili heart
Dude 2: Oh word?

by greenjane September 8, 2019

Space Chili Dog

Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).

Bro, I took Leslie back to my place last night and made a space chili dog.

by Mad B-Rad October 1, 2019

Skillet chili

Somebody so basic that they resemble a simple skillet chili rendered over a stovetop.

"Look at that girl wearing UGGs who just walked in Starbucks ordering a carmel macchiato and taking a pic for Instagram, what a skillet chili.

by Dullpup May 21, 2018

chili jerk

WHEN you take a shit a dick nd jerk it off

“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight”

by Eatassssssss December 13, 2017

chili rangs

Michaels hairy nips

When Michael has too many spiked strawberry lemonade he shows everybody his chili rangs!

by Unstable_rabbit January 5, 2018