Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008

Emperor Of The Closet

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

skeleton in the closet

An anorexic gay person in denial.

Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!

by Tom Long December 19, 2007

Walk-In Closet

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

by Dylan Cole October 30, 2008

Nigger Closet

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.

Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!

by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017

Out of the closet

It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.

That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?

by Inconcinnus the Wolf / Furry August 9, 2018

Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019