Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

by Colin the chair January 3, 2024

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

chairs might

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

frederick the great died on a chair

Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.

Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.

by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025

Chair

Even more plug.

That outfit is so chair!

by Ghostgirlmysterious November 5, 2023

Spinny chair

It’s something y’all spin in to pass time , days , months , and years :) ! If you have one your either a gamer , a detective or you don’t even use/need/want it .

I was spinning in my spinny chair .

by Yourhavemanyeggsinyourhand April 14, 2020