Bartholomew

Someone who is straight and is not maidenless

Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless

Person 2: Ratio

by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022

Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

by Some Cuck October 5, 2018

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

Camille’s Birthday

Everyday

“Hey it’s Camille’s Birthday today!”
“Wasn’t that yesterday?”
“Yeah she has them all the time.”

by wilththril June 18, 2020

birth control bitch

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.

Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!

by AshAnne2412 March 1, 2010

birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006