chocolate brocolli

It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli

dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli

by bj from hartford citay September 27, 2011

Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

Pulled A Brock

To Fuck A Girl Just Mins. After Breaking Up With You Girlfriend.

To Fuck A Girl While Dating Another Girl.

Josh Pulled A Brock When He Fucked Kasey Tonight.

by rdgfhdyjsdvcxcverg July 5, 2008

Pushing the Broccoli

This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.

Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.

by Antony.James91 January 21, 2015

cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

brockman

A person who has sex with their mother. Will also have sex with their Dad in a pinch.

John is pulling a brockman tonight, don't worry about bringing an extra chic.

by Rusty Shackleforde September 29, 2006