the bibble

if you value your life, don't point it out

me: THE BIBLE

bruh: it says the the bibble
me: YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIGHTY KIRBO?!?!?!?
bruh: oh so you li-
me: shut

by someone else thats not u March 11, 2021

Language Bible

a dictionary.

tom: "did you pick up and learn spanish?"
david: "yeah man, i bought a Language Bible!"

by AllTimePvP March 12, 2021

The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”

“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful

by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

by ThaParks December 16, 2021

Vocal bible

Vocal bible

#vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021

Sussy Bible

An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.

I bet you didn't even read the Sussy Bible.

by 36368876 March 18, 2022