Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 October 11, 2016

Bageling

The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.

Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.

by Dobb_sss October 6, 2016

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Bagel

Pussy

Sharon: "'My bagel is bleeding'" means I'm on my period, Zeke.

by Jemima24 June 22, 2016

Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Bágel

A socially acceptable term to describe a ladies vagina, sometimes more specifically referring to the actual hole. Similar to the name of a popular food in both appearance and sound, Bágel is pronounced with an appropriate HARD "a". Suitable for use within both work and social environments, the word is literally an all round sucess.

"I want you to butter my bágel"
"Fill my bágel"
"When Suzanne sat down I saw her bágel!"

by barbiehorror July 26, 2016