Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

big beaver

Since "beaver" is a term, commonly used to refer to a woman's vagina, this refers to a woman that has a "big" beaver.

She was such a tall girl, she must have a big beaver as well.

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

Smelly Beaver

The act of rubbing a vagina onto a face of an individual. But the twist to the matter is that the vagina has not been cleaned for three weeks.

Ohh baby, that feels awesome, now come in with the Smelly Beaver

by 1998288439934839382 January 16, 2010

Beaver Bisque

Another expression meaning to drink from the Furry Cup

'Wills Mum always Liked Tuesdays when the Milkman would start with an entree of Beaver Bisque.!! Before she partaked in some Sword Swallowing.

by KockyKarlos August 11, 2006

angry beaver

When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.

J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?

by hobsonator September 26, 2007

Beaver Tail

A female's clitoris.

Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!

Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!

by GCSRT8 September 24, 2011