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Charles River Ricotta

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).
You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!
by jcer1 February 15, 2022
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african river dancers

African river dancer is a term used to describe dancers that clap their hands and stomp their feet in an attempt to achieve a percussion like beat.
example one: (in the theaters) "Stomp the Yard", "How She Move"

example two: (at high school during a pep rally) "Oh man, look at all those african river dancers goin at it in the gym, yo!"
by mrskitty December 8, 2007
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Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.
The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.
by blacksheeep September 2, 2010
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Elk River High School

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5
Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit
by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019
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South River High School

South River is a wretched school full of the most disgusting and vile people imaginable. The Teachers have to deal with asshole kids on the daily which makes them grumpy and it turns into a vicious cycle. Everyone that goes here thinks that they are the shit, but in reality they’re all stuck up. It has a mixture of ghettos, preps, and rednecks with Crofton kids sprinkled in between. The bathrooms smell like mangos.
Employer: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you enjoy your highschool experience?
Me: 0. I went to South River High School
by Generation Z gang January 22, 2019
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a bag of kittens on the way to the river

you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed
Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.
by clyde12 January 15, 2008
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South River High School

A run down school in Edgewater, Maryland. It is known or being very trashy/redneck and ghetto. People that don't go here think that this school is very nice, but students from South River will tell you how shitty it really is. The walls are made out of cardboard cause we're ghetto like that.
New student: "This school smells like doo doo and is very redneck and overcrowded."
Old student: "Welcome to Murrica...I mean South River High School."
by I'mtotallyawesome;) July 10, 2014
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