Pussy bacon

A sex position, When u smashing a bitches pussy up and u eating bacon at the same time.

Man last night i pussy baconed that girl up.

by Tyrone on the beat June 5, 2017

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003

bacon beacon

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

by skitches101007 February 4, 2007

backing track

Usually used to describe a song without vocals. Also known as Backing Music

www.backingmusic.com

by Lee Crossley April 19, 2005

baconfaced

To be drunk absolutely shitfaced in fact.

Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?

No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke

by mr_Rodan October 25, 2006

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005