Blast

the point where someones pisses you off so bad, you bout to knock the mess outta dem...or *blast* em

Nigga im bout to blast the fuck outta your bitch ass

by Miss Jordan<3 December 28, 2005

dick blast

the act of occupying the blast zone with one's genitals

Ben: "So Nate Dog, I hear you got some last night, hooked up with Elise, huh?"
Dan: "Yeah, give her a little bit of the squid?
Dylan: "Yeah, a little finger blast?"
Pat: "Nah, Nate Dog dick blasted the shit out of her last night."

by P. Ness Licur January 10, 2010

Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.

"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."

by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010

Brain Blast

1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.

2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.

"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."

by Club Penguin Tech Support October 8, 2017

Blantics

How black people act when there is more than one of them.

The Jiggys on their back porch are having a congregation and are boisterously displaying their blantics with ridiculous enthusiam.

by Da Salt-teen Cracka September 28, 2009

blast

female masturbation

"She put one leg over me, the other over Dave and just started blasting herself"
"I didnt want to sleep with her so I just decided to blast her"

by DaleSrIsJesus January 25, 2010

blarticle

A short article on a complicated subject designed to inform and stimulate reflection.

I posted a blarticle about improving classroom behavior on my website.

by Wordcrafting September 9, 2011