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A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.
"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
by Funk Blaster July 16, 2010
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