mouth battle

A verbal disagreement. An arguement.

Tom and Jimmy got into a Mouth Battle over who had the nicest hair.

by jjtreese May 23, 2016

Relegation Battle

The process upon which a former champion or champies is dumped to the heap of forgotten losers.

e.g. I cant believe he is involved in a relegation battle. Pathetic, he should rather keep to himself.

by casman07 September 12, 2016

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with

At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!

by Varrdg November 17, 2017

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018