Da Barber

Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.

Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.

Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!

Da Barber by khrumzza October 30, 2011

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Spraying Babies

1. Money shot. The moment when a women recieves your legacy.

MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!

MAN2: DUDE!

Spraying Babies by Derben October 2, 2012

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barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

barber pole shit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

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barbieskank

A rising tiktok star has gained over 60k followers also known as tj walker also featured in the song exorcist by jordan fleenor

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barbieskank by Tj Walker April 26, 2022

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Barber School

Someone with an unkempt or disheveled hairstyle, suggesting the subject received their haircut at a discounted rate from a barber training program.

Hey, get a load of barber school over here. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls was back on tour.

Barber School by Johnny Typo December 18, 2010

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Barberio

The Italian stallion; a muscular Italian superior to all other Italians

Why would I go out with Rob when I can go out with Big Ant, he's such a barberio

Barberio by Travis traymoore June 4, 2013

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Barbecue Remarketing

The act of stealing a barbecue from hard working individuals homes, only to turn around and strip them down, repaint, and repair them in order to sell them at a flea market.

I am in the line of barbecue remarketing. Just steal four at a time so its theft under CAD$1000, and sell them at the flea market. Basically peaches and cake.

Barbecue Remarketing by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

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