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hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse
She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .
by AZAFVET August 20, 2009
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ass over applecart

When one is hit by something stopping their front side but the rear continues going up and forward causing a roll
When the soldier spray the wild dog with the fire hose it went ass over applecarts
by Charlie's angel December 9, 2016
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Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.
Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.
by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007
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apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!
" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"
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Apple Valley

Town sort of close to San Bernardino in California. It isn't a good town, but we've got a Ralph's.
Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored, I'm going to Ralph's.
by /-\ /|/|)ReW August 3, 2005
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Apple

Apple Computer, Inc was founded on April 1, 1976, by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.

Their first computers, Apple I and Apple II - while crude - initiated the personal computing craze - the idea that a computer would be useful in every home.

Apple became a hit, going on to release many more versions of the computer. But...

In the 1980s, Microsoft's MS-DOS took the market by storm, sales took a hit, and Steve Jobs signed his resignation. (returning shortly after his new line of NeXT computers flopped)

Releasing at least a couple of new operating systems each year, each of the four additional "10th" operating systems features almost comical new content such as a calendar when you press the F11 key (Dashboard), new (but only a variation of old) visual styles, and other efficient (but generally inapplicable) bells and whistles similar to content that can downloaded directly onto a Windows XP platform (ie. See Google.com for a OSX4 Spotlight equivalent). You can easily count the new features on the fingers of your hands.

To keep from "copying" Microsoft, Apple is often left with second-best. Copying the minimize/maximize/close buttons of Windows 95, they throw them awkwardly on the left. They're use an annoying drifting "dock" instead of a clean and well-organized taskbar, and Apple users are left with the Ctrl-click while PC users simply click the right mouse button.

Apple struggles with pricing and creating a market for all consumers: You can purchase a Mac Mini for only $499, but Apple's cheapest display sells for $799. It is also hindered due to a lack of developer support. (In fact, Microsoft is the largest developer of Apple software other than Apple itself). Often software is released for Mac months after the PC release.

Sales dwindling, Apple is now shifting it's primary focus from computers to the digital music market. (see iPod)
Today, Apple computers are primarily used in schools (as the software is severely fool-proofed and Apple offers a hefty educational discount), and as movie props.
by cynical1 August 3, 2005
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apple boobies

Boobies on girls that are round and perky. Not too small, not too big. Like you want to take a bite out of them. Usually high school girls (18 of course), because college girls are fat. Also they have asses like they play high school sports.
by Petey the trumpet player December 9, 2008
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