Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009

Angry Dragon

As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.

Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.

She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon!

I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.

by readhead scott January 11, 2009

Angry Trucker

A sexual position where you put on a dime store trucker hat and you put an 18 wheeler air horn pull chain around your gal pal's neck. Put her in that certain position that always creates powerful queefs. Pump away until you are certain there is a powerful queef just waiting to get out. Now quickly pull out, pull on the air horn pull chain around her neck and yell, “Get the F@#$! out of my way you son of a bitch” in an angry trucker voice as she queefs loudly like your own personal trucker horn. For an added effect, do this in the back of a pickup going 60 MPH while your friend watches you go by from the side of the road at the precise moment so he hears the Angry Trucker with the Doppler effect. The Ladies find this sexual position very romantic. I think it was featured in the movie, The Notebook.

For my 10th year anniversary I wanted to do something very romantic for my wife. So I pulled an Angry Trucker on it. I think she fell in love all over again.

by kiesersozay January 25, 2011

Angrypants

Describes an emotion and/or attitude felt by everyday fustrations.

Do you have your Angrypants on today?

Baby dont be Angrypants with me!

by Peaches Galore February 23, 2009

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

Angry Hollie

When someone fucks their girl ( Nick ) and then proceeds to make her give him a blowjob.

Nick : Yo Satish, i got an angry hollie last night
Satish : REALLY ? wicked;

by Nstar. March 14, 2010

angry mummy

Giving a sleeping MILF a surprise facial. (Bonus points for getting it in her eyes).

Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!

by Too tall May 26, 2014