Alexander

Somebody who's really fucking depressed

Looks like we got an Alexander over there

by ProbablyAnAlexander:( October 18, 2020

Alexander

The only good looking Alexander is the one who sits at the round table.

Person 1: Who the fuck is he
Person 2: He must be an Alexander he’s so ugly

by Jumpscare200 October 21, 2020

Alexander

Has a large dick and every girl wants it

Alexanders love to cum

by your dad 19 November 4, 2020

alexander hanline

a fun, totally german cute guy, who crushes on Portugese girls

person: i can't believe he like her!

me: he's such an alexander hanline

by Vinnie Freeman May 24, 2021

Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Willem-Alexander

King of the Netherlands. Greatest man that ever lived, currently lives and will ever live.

Willem-Alexander is truly the greatest king to ever live

by uiensoep January 15, 2017

Blake Alexander

An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.

Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him

India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander

by Dont•Use•Your•Real•Name March 13, 2017