syrian quack attack

when a syrian hobo takes out his rpg when he sees a duck and sticks it up the ducks vagina and pulls the trigger

syrian quack attack homo with a rpg

by hairy houdini March 17, 2014

Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack

Angus:Hey Athur guess what

Athur:what
Angus:jack jack sack attack

Athur: shut up bean

by Angishangi January 14, 2020

Jack attack

To have cardiac arrest while masterbating.

My grandfather had a jack attack.

by Joe Blumkin March 2, 2007

cum attack

when a girl spits all her cum on the guys stomach

my bitch girlfriend just cum attacked me!

by amelia the cum dodger July 16, 2008

Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.

Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)

by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010

asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010

Smack Attack

When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.

I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!

by Rockalita January 13, 2009