German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 04, 2018
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Daddy's Army

A popular British slang term referring to young, spoilt members of the upper classes. Originated from the fact that members are famous for referring to their fathers as "daddy", even at a relatively old age and from the British sitcom, 'Dad's Army'.
What a toff. He's the ruddy Major General of Daddy's Army.
by Matt99J December 22, 2013
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Army Karen

An “Army Karen” is the wife of someone who’s enlisted in the military who is a total bitch to everyone else while he’s on deployment or just in the reserves
Sid: Susan is a total “Army Karen” since her husband was deployed.

Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024
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Army Karen

“Army Karen” is a woman who’s boyfriend or significant other serves in the military and as a result goes on a power trip in acting erratically in ways not limited to infidelity to general human garbage behavior
Susan really has become an Army Karen ever since her husband was deployed.
by ElectricAcid420 February 20, 2024
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Dogtail army

A loosely organized group of individuals, predominantly from alt-right and anti-woke circles, who vocally oppose inclusive and diverse casting in media and criticize the influence of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives on modern entertainment. The Dogtail Army is particularly antagonistic towards companies like Disney, which they accuse of promoting "woke" agendas. While they claim to advocate for traditional values and merit-based opportunities, their stance is often viewed as regressive and intolerant, focusing on preserving the status quo rather than embracing evolving societal norms.
The dogtail army was up in arms when the new little mermaid live action film was released
by Matty Hammond June 29, 2024
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Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 07, 2019
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future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not
A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .
by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019
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