Alain

A very sexy, yet slightly geeky guy with a cute bum. Can make boring stuff funny such as computer programs. Has a weird sense of humour that suprises many who think him quiet.

Alain, You sexy geek

by Sentimental February 11, 2010

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011

David Alan

David Alan is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a David Alan, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.

You're amazing, David Alan.

by lostxinxstereoxx June 1, 2011

Alaskan Jelly Fart

the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.

we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.

by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012

alabama swamp ass

The sweaty juice that builds up in your ass cheeks after strenuous activity.

Billy - Hey, something smells icky in here.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.

by web December 12, 2002

alait

An acronym used in projects to describe the amount of time required to complete the task.

Alait is "As long as it takes"

“How much time do you think that task will take?”

“Alait”

by elCee March 21, 2007

Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007