Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together

"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Grease

Kai Osman

Person 1 : ''Have you heard of Kai Osman?''
Person 2 : ''Yeah dude, he's the definition of grease''

by kaiosman July 12, 2021

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.

Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.

by katzenjammer January 6, 2008

greasing

Sweating it out (studying) like pulling a mad one.

Been greasing quick maffs all day !

by mashhme April 15, 2018

Grease trapper

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings

Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper

by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016