cracker-tack

a joke that someone uses in everyday chat expecting a massive laugh but instead it's a joke that is so poor you'd expect it from a cracker

rob: why did the lobster blush?......because the see-weed

steve: that's so cracker-tack

by jmmypdy January 24, 2010

Cracker box

A bus or van full of white people otherwise known as crackers

The people in the Cracker box go yap! yap! yap!

by FiggyMiggy March 7, 2020

cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.

"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"

by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009

cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box

That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.

by cafiend March 27, 2008

cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis

"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"

by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

Cracker Jack

A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.

1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.

by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008

Cracker ee my foo

A saying amongst drunk white guys that act like they're black, when one steals and eats the others food. Must be said in a fairly quick way, as to almost sound like Chinese.

Damn, that cracker ee my foo!!!

by mike gaffney November 24, 2007