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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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white girl

"The white girl tried to use some of my hair in her hatred spell"
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
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White Girl

A total badass who hangs out at the mall. Has a few friends. Hangs out with boys. Tries to push as many buttons as possible. Listens to most music. Hates jaz. Calls every one niger! Well love one guy for a while... then move on. Bitch please is often said. Weird aff. Lovers horror movies. Likes dirt bikes. And can't stand it when ppl complement her, we white girls are total bitches... In a good way!!:)👻☠🔥💗💎
Boy 1 - Damn your friends with a white girl?
Boy 2 - yea she's a total badass!!!!!

Boy 1 - your total weird
by U_dont_know_my_name May 31, 2019
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Doing The Whites

When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.
Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.
by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011
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Whites

Since its emergence from the caves, this ungodly, violent, sexually depraved, criminally insane beast has crawled across the earth putting out the light wherever it has gone. With no exceptions, every living organism unlucky enough to have encountered its kind, has met a disastrous fate. Functioning like a plague upon the planet, its savagery is legendary, as it devours and lays waste to everything it sees, in its greed and quest for total domination and power over human life. It is without a shadow of a doubt no other race has raped more children than the caucasians, it is WITHOUT a shadow of a doubt NO other race has RAPED more CHILDREN than the caucasians.
Asian woman: Whites are weak, they have pride in only themselves.
by Silas’ intern May 30, 2025
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White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.
Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.
by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018
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