Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018

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Green Card Babies

A **Green Card Baby** refers to a young foreign national — usually a woman — who expresses a desire to immigrate to the United States, often through romantic or marital association with a U.S. citizen. The term is derived from the *green card*, the document granting lawful permanent residence in the U.S., and is rooted in internet culture and dating discourse.

The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.

She’s a Green Card Babies manifesting her Green Card Daddy one thirsty DM at a time.

by Gvv007 May 17, 2025

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micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass

Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021

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hit the baby

when a dick hits you so deep it feels like it's in the womb.

"So how was he last night?"

"He hit the baby last night."

by RoseKarcha August 10, 2017

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And I was like baby baby baby ohhh

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.

*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 7, 2023

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