spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014

prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.

"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"

by surfturfperth April 12, 2014

cock suckar

Cock suckar* is someone who sucks cock/dick. They most probably like it.

*can be spelt sucker

'That girl is some major cock suckar'

by Online_weasel April 18, 2014

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

cock skivols

This penis shrivels up so small and tight that it disappears into itself and is flush to the stomach like it didn't exist.

That skanky bitch gave me the worst case of cock skivols.

by WhiteyGotMeDown78 June 4, 2014

cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..

Cock snooze

by Impento June 21, 2014

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014