gaffle pussy

pussy that turns out not to be the real thing.

e.g. the hidden/tucked away male genitalia with the “mangina” offered as real pussy through various means of deception, hence gaffle pussy.

by jd3vill3 February 3, 2025

Pussy

My little cat 🐈😺😃

Stoke my pussy

by Tyyyyyymeeeee May 21, 2021

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

Pussy digger

When a man pretends to be rich or is rich, catfishing gold diggers just for the pussy.

Joe promised his fortune to Destiny, but little does she know, he's just a pussy digger.

by bananahammockdave January 24, 2023

Pussy piss

A specific kind of individual with a piss kink who pisses on their partners and pretends it's "squirt", or does not wash before sexual intercourse, particularly oral.

Brenda: I am nervous because we started texting but I totally didn't tell him about the pussy piss thing yet.. Do you think he will be into it?
Rin: Yeah totally! you just have to make sure it's consensual!

by Angelica Evans October 16, 2025

pussy dumb

When someone (usually a boy) starts to like a girl that gives and/or gave them some attention, but the sad truth is the girl didn't even like him in the first place and now this someone has caught feelings and this usually happens to people who can't control their feelings.

Person1: aye, what's up with dave? He's acting weird around Sarah over there.
Person2: oh dave, he's just acting pussy dumb.
Person1: oh better pray for dave then.
Person2: yeah I feel sorry for dave, he can't help being pussy dumb.

by HAMOX November 10, 2015