masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.
Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

by Andrew May 4, 2004

The concept of making every effort to arrive at a location ahead of the appointed time, with the expectation of having to wait upon arrival. The purpose behind the concept is that it builds a large amount of time into one's schedule, therefore accounting for unexpected occurrences.
When we went to the airport for our vacation, we followed the "hurry up and wait" philosophy, arriving several hours prior to our flight.
by FS3T22Love April 27, 2008

When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

My name's Chocolate Giddy Up and I do two things: take money from bitches, and sell drugs to the community.
by Cedric Yarbrough December 14, 2010

by Nfurieje balls March 16, 2022

1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.
This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean push-ups my girl was giving me last night.
2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean push-ups.
3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean push-ups!
4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean push-up was all about.
2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean push-ups.
3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean push-ups!
4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean push-up was all about.
by Doctor Lee, M.D. February 23, 2011
