Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 29, 2021

Jelly Baby

The code name given to a crush who is sweet and childish but also really fit.

I want to make waffles in jelly Baby

by Anonymous 825 April 19, 2018

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Baby back bitch

One who has reached the higest volume of weak ass pussy.

Scaredy cat who ain’t gon git lest y’all tell him he’s a bitch

Wow, what has made you turn into such a baby back bitch? It’s not even scary. !

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"

by jinkyjunkie December 6, 2020

Blush Baby

A blush baby is someone who easily gets flustered.

Person 1: You look really good today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: Wow, you're a blush baby!

by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021

Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025