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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
by Jeepin James July 6, 2017
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Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.
Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.
by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018
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hot in the face

someone who is "hot in the face" has an attractive face. This leaves aside the question whether they have a hot body or hot personality.
Lex Fridman is hot in the face -Dasha Nekrasova
by yeah buddy 2020 March 18, 2023
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Red face Rhonda

When you fuck a girl on her period and you pull out and paint her face with her own blood.
I fucked a girl last night while she was on period and I pulled out and smack her in face. When I was done her face was red like a red face Rhonda
by Jjman699 October 30, 2023
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International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019
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Fuck face

Awhhh man those fuck faces rejected my definition!
by Frankthemannie833 August 12, 2016
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