Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

soap off

The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.

I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower

by Freakyqueen May 3, 2018

Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

print off

To ejaculate on paper. Most likely onto magazines or Dōjinshi.

I stepped out for a bit, had to print off something.

by Biggygx February 28, 2018

fresh off the line

Someone who just did coke

I walked into my apartment, and my roommate Jimmy was fresh off the line.

by yuh, ya dig May 10, 2018

Off

You got one emotion but then you kinda switch it to the next

“Dude, you’re kinda off right now”

by Boston hours February 9, 2019