August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?
“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!
National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!
National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
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"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
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