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BB Zombie

A person who is so deep into a text conversation on a smart phone, that he/she does not react at all when spoken to and ignores all surroundings. The BB stands for the BlackBerry. The text messaging (also called Ping) is a favorite tool.
Look at that BB Zombie, he just walked right into that light pole and did not even noticed it.
by MadMaxCur July 11, 2011
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Sticky Zombie

The act of where a girl is giving you a blow job and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and cum all over her face, mainly in the eye region. When she gets up to wipe her face, she walks with both arms out so she can feel her way to the bathroom and walks around like a zombie
After Cameron blew his load over Emma's face she was walking around cum all over her face, hence like a sticky zombie.
by ethalthefrog March 7, 2012
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shakeweight zombie

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff
Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie
by gedo October 3, 2013
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Museum Zombie

People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.
Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
by amazingracexx November 1, 2016
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Trump Zombie

The dangerously unstable, empty shell of a former human being, mindlessly walking the earth while spewing endless conspiracy theories about stolen elections, deep state, etc. and babbling about the hateful, racist, xenophobic ideals of their fascist politics. Fear the Brain-Dead!
I saw another Trump Zombie today, still driving around with Trump Banners on their POS pickup truck.
by trimmers321 November 10, 2020
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zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.
Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".
by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008
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zombie new year

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.
by Kyvia June 11, 2006
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