Zach

Zach is the best. He has beautiful eyes and a cute smile/laugh. The most entertaining person to talk to on the phone for hours. He cares so much about his friends even when things aren’t going well for him. Trustworthy and gives the sweetest compliments. He’s awesome at drawing. A chad. Gives the best hugs <3

“Yo who is that guy”
“Oh that’s Zach, he’s a really cool dude”

by this.will.be.here.forever:{} January 12, 2022

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Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

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Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.

"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"

by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022

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Zach Propaganda

When you see propaganda about the French or California it's most likely Zach trying to get you to vote him for president to stop the dark future of the year know as 2042

Zach: California in the dark future will become its own country, and it'll be communist
Random dude: Now that's some Zach Propaganda

by The Jonkler September 29, 2022

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zach

big black boi with thick legs and noodle arms he looks like a nerd but has the iq of a monkey but it makes sense cuz he is one and is super gay but not gay

zach is black

by adam johnathon October 12, 2022

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